Watershed
One of my heros hung up his guns today. I have never seen anyone exit with more class or more imagination. You will be missed, Moo.
In other news, I blinked today. Except I wouldn't really call it blinking. Blinking is when someone loses. I didn't lose. But I didn't win either.
I simply blinked. The world came into focus again, and I was able to keep walking.
And so ends the barrage of maudlin personal posts. There is a world out there to be mocked.
Remember Bob the Douchebag? He is still pissing me off. A lot.
Remember The Pope? Still dying. Still funny.
Remember me? Still a raging bitch with an internet connection.
Look Out World.
In other news, I blinked today. Except I wouldn't really call it blinking. Blinking is when someone loses. I didn't lose. But I didn't win either.
I simply blinked. The world came into focus again, and I was able to keep walking.
And so ends the barrage of maudlin personal posts. There is a world out there to be mocked.
Remember Bob the Douchebag? He is still pissing me off. A lot.
Remember The Pope? Still dying. Still funny.
Remember me? Still a raging bitch with an internet connection.
Look Out World.
You're going to mock people? Wait, let me get some popcorn and get comfortable to watch....
Rage on Dan, rage on.
Jesster, pass that popcorn.