Only 52?

As Drudge has so conveniently pointed out, I am not the only person spinning publishing gold from the impending demise of our funny-hatted Pontiff. The actual article was weird and not so funny (ok, borderline offensive), so I won't link to it. (Piss and moan all you want. If you care that much, you'll find it on your own).

I'm trying to find the funny again, kids. Might take a few days off. There's a staring contest I have to put an end to.