Houseguests
Some friend of my sister's was here last night when I got home. He was still on the couch when I got up today. He smells like vinegar and sweat. Check that. My entire living room now smells like vinegar and sweat.
posted by Dxx at 9:07 AM
Oh EW! And your apartment was so clean on Monday!! Minus the life-sized lizard tank. Seriously you could totally sublet that to a crazy Puerto Rican family for at least $800 a month.