February 17, 2005

In Which My Childhood is Raped


This is what they did to Bugs Bunny. Apparently for a new show, "Loonatics", Warner Brothers gave Bugs, Daffy and a few others a"23rd Century Makeover". Now Bugs will, instead of donning drag and dropping anvils on people, get into fights and have super powers.
I am heading out right now to purchase The Looney Tunes Golden Collection Volumes
One and Two.
I'm also buying a second set for Brigid's baby, due 9 months from today (Congratulations Brigid and Ed!), because no child should be raised seeing the above crap instead of "What's Opera Doc?".
Kiww Da Wabbit! Kiww Da Wabbit! Kiww Da Wabbit! Kiww Da Waaaaabbit!

3 Comments:

Blogger MooCow said...

Ha ha ha.

Good one Dan! You really had me going there. I was almost convinced that they would ruin...

Oh sweet jesus. This has to be a joke? Dan, this is a joke right? Right?

Right?

9:34 PM  
Blogger AliceBabylon said...

Let me get this straight, Taz is going to take happy pills? Good. That's a GREAT example for kids. Prozac will make it all better.

11:33 PM  
Blogger A* said...

Wow. Apparently Bugs "ejaculates a gooey stream of Pokemon characters." That's nice.
"Happy Pills" for Taz? Good. The kiddies will be able to compare mommy and Taz on "Happy Pills." Mel Blanc is doing somersaults in his grave right now.

12:52 PM  

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