Where's Biff?

I've pretty much resisted posting anything about Brokeback Mountain. At this point I think every gay man in the universe has beaten that movie to death. Yes, I thought it was great, and it made me cry, etc. etc.
The parodies have been amusing at best.
And then Defamer posted a link to Brokeback To The Future.
Jeen-Yus.
Enjoy, Bitches.