Tivo Programmed. Weed Ordered.

E! is going to produce and air re-enactments of the Michael Jackson Trial as a solution to the fact that cameras are not being allowed in the courtroom.
Where to begin?
Who will play Michael? Will they have wardrobe to recreate his clothes for the day (That Poor, Poor Costume designer)? How long will the actor spend in Makeup? Will he speak in an imitation of Michael's voice? Is there a casting call for extras? Can I play a juror? What will be the delay? A Day? Later that evening? When will the DVD be released?
I imagine it will be just like an SNL skit. Only Funny.

Your Honor, May I say One Thing? Sh'Mall! HEEEEheee! Thank You.