January 05, 2005

Proofreaders People. Proof. Readers.

You know some wage slave cracked himself up when he managed to slip this onto the Ikea website.

I want to meet the guy whose job at Ikea it is to name things. Fuck that, I want to be the guy whose job it is to name things at Ikea.

Because the world is begging for a couch called the Ahhsrammur, or a nifty do it yourself kitchen piece called the Shavdskrotem.

"Honey, what do you think? Should we buy a Fartfull? Maybe that Twatleekur will look better in the kids' room? I just can't decide."


2 Comments:

Blogger ggoddess79 said...

Brilliant, Dan. While I'll take credit for that finding :), I think you should hit up IKEA for a job in their legal department, in case people get offended, hehe.

8:30 PM  
Blogger Blog-o-licious said...

I can't stop laughing....my eyes are wet! I always wanted to name cars or paint...ick who the hell are those prigs?
Great piece...I'll be back!
the new ford mucus

8:38 PM  

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