Proofreaders People. Proof. Readers.
You know some wage slave cracked himself up when he managed to slip this onto the Ikea website.
I want to meet the guy whose job at Ikea it is to name things. Fuck that, I want to be the guy whose job it is to name things at Ikea.
Because the world is begging for a couch called the Ahhsrammur, or a nifty do it yourself kitchen piece called the Shavdskrotem.
"Honey, what do you think? Should we buy a Fartfull? Maybe that Twatleekur will look better in the kids' room? I just can't decide."
I want to meet the guy whose job at Ikea it is to name things. Fuck that, I want to be the guy whose job it is to name things at Ikea.
Because the world is begging for a couch called the Ahhsrammur, or a nifty do it yourself kitchen piece called the Shavdskrotem.
"Honey, what do you think? Should we buy a Fartfull? Maybe that Twatleekur will look better in the kids' room? I just can't decide."
posted by Dxx at 7:52 PM
I can't stop laughing....my eyes are wet! I always wanted to name cars or paint...ick who the hell are those prigs?
Great piece...I'll be back!
the new ford mucus