February 07, 2006

Founding Fathers

Attorney Alberto General Gonzalez, speaking in defense of President Bush's blatantly illegal wiretapping practices, claimed that (and there is video, so I'm not making this shit up) George Washington used electronic surveillance on a "far broader scale".
Brother had wooden teeth, but was all cloak and dagger with the earpiece and the mini cameras and the iPod and the Bluetooth and whatnot.
And Thomas Jefferson totally met the slave he had a child with on Craigslist.


Blogger A* said...

Fucking held out on us for hundreds of years.


10:40 AM  

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