November 16, 2005

Now, Who Could Use A Banger In The Mouth?

First of all, I am not randomly vulgar. It's a quote from the best damned show on television, which has now been canceled because Fox didn't promote it and most people didn't get it.
But I digress.
The point, dear friends, is that Swedish scientists have taken time off from eating odd foods and developing new, affordable, DIY furniture to figure out that
performing oral sex can lead to certain types of mouth cancer.
Um...
Quoth the Swedish Scientist: "Whendin flooopy floppy isinder cakeinholen, ees making der cancerflugen! Bork, Bork, Bork!"
Translation (and this is a direct quote from the article): "You should avoid oral sex."
Um...
Or, if they're so smart, they could get on finding a cure for mouth cancer as soon as freaking possible. Like yesterday.

3 Comments:

Blogger Serra said...

If they can find a way to make Americans line up for ugly, cheap, assembly-required furniture, you'd think they could cure this particular cancer.

5:22 PM  
Blogger allison said...

Crap. That is what FOX is. Pure crap. They've lost the only redeeming quality they ever had. Except for Geraldo.

Thank god for Geraldo.

2:46 PM  
Blogger Stick said...

I don't really have a cure for cancer, but you're not gonna believe this. Cheeze Whiz cures AIDS, and potatos cure Cirrhosis of the Liver. A friend told me that when I was a kid.

So hump and drink your brains out, kids.

BaleeeeDAT.

1:56 AM  

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