September 02, 2005

"And Maybe We'll Drink Hurricane Punch While We're Sitting On The Porch..."

President Assface at a Press Conference in Mobile, Alabama:
“We got a lot of rebuilding to do…. The good news is — and it’s hard for some to see it now — but out of this chaos is going to come a fantastic Gulf Coast…. Out of the rubbles of Trent Lott’s house — the guy lost his entire house — there’s going to be fantastic house. I look forward to sitting on the porch.”
Oh, George, I've got something you can look forward to sitting on. You fucking douchebag. Seriously, what goes on in that head of his? Does he think of the least appropriate and possibly dubmest thing he can say, and then attempt to top it?
Anyone want to take bets on how much faster Trent's house will be rebuilt than the homes of the thousands of others who are dying, injured, homeless, scared and seeing little done except the holding of numerous press conferences and politico-mutual masturbation?
I thought tragedy was supposed to bring out the best in Americans. Maybe if we had someone to blame...is there a place where hurricanes might be harbored that we can bomb the everliving piss out of?

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

2:06 PM  
Blogger allison said...

Man...did you get spammed, or what?

There is a sudden irony to the Hurricane being the official libation of the Bayou, no?

I just feel bad that W. had to take time out of his vaca to tend to these "flood" matters and whatnot. But I am glad he is thinking about the rebuilding of the area, one politician's home at a time.

1:27 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home