Dynasty

I know everyone thinks their kids are special. I know everyone wants to think that their sons can accomplish anything they want.
But George, I think it's time to get real. You were lucky enough to get one of your severly retarded offspring into the White House.
Just the sound of the words "President Jeb" spoken aloud is enough to make me reach for a shot glass and a bottle of bleach. Ah, the sweet release of Clorox with a beer back.