In a Related Story, Thousands of Heterosexual Marriages Abruptly Fell Apart For No Apparent Reason This Morning

New York State Supreme Court rules that Gays must be allowed to marry.
In other news wedding planners and florists throughout New York City took to the streets this morning, raising their voices in a chant of "Ca-Ching! Ca-Ching!"
No word on the apocalypse as promised by the Religious Right. I'm sure the rain of fire will start any minute now. Yup. Feeling warm in here already. Any second. Just you wait, sinners. It'll be here.