MTV Is Stupid

Like any good homo, I'm drawn to awards shows. I can't help it. The funny part is, I don't really know why I'm drawn to them. To me the whole thing is this kind of meta-entertainment. It's people rewarding the stuff that has kept me entertained for the last year, and it's done in a somewhat entertaining fashion (ok, a drinking game may be required for some awards shows, but I digress).
The MTV Movie Awards held much more interest for me when I was a kid. The offbeat categories were at least something different. I dug best kiss, best onscreen duo and best dance sequence.
But come the fuck on.
Best Frightened Performance? What the fuck is that?!