In Which I'm All Enigmatic
I got my new tattoo.
It looks pretty damned good. The thing is, the artist actually ended up putting it lower on my body than I wanted. When I sat down, I rolled my jeans down so as to prevent getting ink on them. The friend who accompanied me assured me that it looked good, as I am not able to crane my head around far enough to see the small of my back (Ok, that ONE time, but it took a lot of booze and one very hot Domincan).
When I stood up and rebuttoned my pants, it became apparent that my new tattoo is roughly 1/5 of an inch above the top of my ass crack, and not visible at all unless I assume a wardrobe choice favored by plumbers the world over and thirteen year-olds circa 1994.
So I've taken it as a sign. It's invisible unless I want to show it to someone (as are my other tattoos for the most part), and so it shall remain shrouded in mystery. A select few have seen it and/or know what it is, and that's the way it's going to stay. It definitely looks hot when I'm naked, though.
It looks pretty damned good. The thing is, the artist actually ended up putting it lower on my body than I wanted. When I sat down, I rolled my jeans down so as to prevent getting ink on them. The friend who accompanied me assured me that it looked good, as I am not able to crane my head around far enough to see the small of my back (Ok, that ONE time, but it took a lot of booze and one very hot Domincan).
When I stood up and rebuttoned my pants, it became apparent that my new tattoo is roughly 1/5 of an inch above the top of my ass crack, and not visible at all unless I assume a wardrobe choice favored by plumbers the world over and thirteen year-olds circa 1994.
So I've taken it as a sign. It's invisible unless I want to show it to someone (as are my other tattoos for the most part), and so it shall remain shrouded in mystery. A select few have seen it and/or know what it is, and that's the way it's going to stay. It definitely looks hot when I'm naked, though.
posted by Dxx at 4:00 PM
1/5 OF AN INCH YOU SAY.
.20 IN DECIMALESSE.
FOR OUR GLOBAL FRIENDS, THAT'S ABOUT 5 mm.
DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE PROXIMITY. OVER TIME. OVER MUCH TIME--- LIKE CONTINENTAL DRIFT AND TECTONIC
PLATE THEORY---THE TOLERANCES WILL EXPAND. WORST CASE SCENARIO WOULD BE 2 INCHES I'D SAY.