Von Dutch Hats

Can we be done with them? PLEASE? I thought we were, but like Bruce Willis or bedbugs, they just won't fucking go away.
I'm contemplating offering a reward for anyone who sends me photographic proof of the destruction of one of these asshats (note the novel and semi-literal use of the word "asshat". I rock.). If anyone has any ideas on how I can compensate readers for ridding the world of one more piece of idiotic poseur clothing, let me know.

Oh, and I have a date with Bartender tomorrow night. I didn't even need to outmaneuver Gangrenous Leg.
Ask me the story. It's Effing Hot.