Crap

When I came home tonight, despite the fact that no one has been in the house all day, my toilet was overflowing.
When I tried to plunge it, two rusty screws fell out of the back part (the tank? I know nothing about plumbing other than that there is a part called the ballcock. Hahahahaha! I said ballcock.). Apparently those were the screws holding all the water in, because seconds later it was all over my bathroom floor.
The best part? My super is dead. So I don't think he's coming to fix it without my finding a shovel and some serious smelling salts. (Is this karma for my call to the building company?)

I so need to pee right now.