April 18, 2005

Pinch Hitter

Neighbor got a puppy tonight.
I want a puppy. Puppies have to love you no matter what. Puppies never disappear without calling. Puppies never have "Personal issues" that keep them from being able to have an owner. Puppies never leave you because they want to play fetch with other guys.
Yeah, I'm still depressed. Sue Me.

2 Comments:

Blogger A* said...

I am always up for another ranting walk petal. :-)
And I won't sue.

10:10 AM  
Blogger hofzinser said...

(live, from Vegas, its HOFZINSER!)

Never befriend someone who hates dogs and children. Never trust someone who is disliked by children or dogs.

...while I am at it:

Never shoot black-tar heroin under your toenail.

Never let them see you sweat.

Never be THAT guy

11:57 AM  

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