Sobriety Test

How well does Lines know me?

Lines: You're not sober yet.
Dan: I am too sober. I left the club at 10 this morning. It's now... (looks at cell phone for time, because who wears an actual watch anymore anyways?) 6:40 P.M.
Lines: Are you in a good mood?
Dan: Perfect. I feel great.
Lines: Yeah, you're not sober.