Somehow I Don't See Catherine Zeta Jones Working This One Into A T-Mobile Commercial

OK, I'm all for making phone calls from the toilet when you're at home. It's a time saver. Plus you get that feeling like you got away with something naughty if you can flush without the other person noticing.

But from the public bathroom at work?

Although I must admit the highlight of my day was when Evil Boss (who from this point on shall be known simply as "Soulless Fuckwad") swore at me, screamed at me and threw papers at me because I didn't do something that wasn't even assigned to me.

My Resignation Letter: Coming Soon to A Blog Near You!