Next Thing You Know, I'll Be Flinging My Crap At Coworkers

I spent the first hour of my day using my scotch tape dispenser as an ersatz nutcracker to open pecans that someone sent my boss for Christmas/Hanukah, which he promptly left out in the bullpen for us to fight over.

Nothing like starting your day feeling like a chimp with makeshift tools.
The Real Question is: Who got billed for that time?