The Rejection Letter: A Delicate Art

Dear Dan,

We recieved your inquiry about employment opportunities at the
Wxxxxxx Mxxxxx Axxxxx, and we have reviewed your qualifications. We do not currently have an open position suited to your experience and skills.

ALTHOUGH WE CANNOT FURTHER ENCOURAGE YOU AT THIS TIME, we offer our best wishes for the achievement of your goals.

Sincerely,
Pat Gxxxxxxx

Well Pat, I wasn't expecting a Good Luck Troll and a "Hang in There Baby!" poster with this touching epistle, but I really didn't need the whole "Don't Quit Your Day Job, You Unhireable Toad" sentiment. I'm kind of fragile right now.