My Plan Is That I Have No Plan
An Exit Strategy.
If we can send an entire army to Iraq without one, it only makes logical sense that I wouldn't need one for leaving the offices of Soulless Fuckwad & Hxxxxxxd.
Consider this the beginning of the countdown. I am tendering my resignation on January 3. I feel like there should be some kind of clock outside my office reading "Days until you don't have Dan to Kick Around Anymore" or "Countdown To Fuck You".
Perhaps in the interest of keeping my resignation a secret I ought to cancel the "Dan's Leaving Advent Calendar" I ordered for the break room.
If we can send an entire army to Iraq without one, it only makes logical sense that I wouldn't need one for leaving the offices of Soulless Fuckwad & Hxxxxxxd.
Consider this the beginning of the countdown. I am tendering my resignation on January 3. I feel like there should be some kind of clock outside my office reading "Days until you don't have Dan to Kick Around Anymore" or "Countdown To Fuck You".
Perhaps in the interest of keeping my resignation a secret I ought to cancel the "Dan's Leaving Advent Calendar" I ordered for the break room.
posted by Dxx at 10:37 AM
