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Friend Who Hung Out With Ex Boyfriend in L.A. Last Week: He had nothing but positive things to say about you.
Dan: Mmmmhmmmm.
Friend: He Said he feels bad about the whole thing, and that he knows it was all his fault.

He broke up with me because he wanted to sleep with other people. Who else's fault would it be?
I mean, it's a good thing he cleared that up, cause up till yesterday, I was blaming activist judges and the media. Or something.