Wisdom

This weekend I saw someone with a T Shirt that had a drawing of James Brown screened onto it with the quote "Any Problem can be solved with Dancing".
He said he got it at the Salvation Army.
I have Ebayed, Googled, Yahooed and done everything else in my internet power to find another one of these shirts. I have failed.
If anyone out there happens upon one, I will pay handsomely for it.