What I've Learned before 11:14 a.m.

1) There are certain medical products that are really, really funny. Until you need them yourself.
2) I really can talk to Eric about anything.
3) When Boyfriend only halfheartedly responds to my goodbye when I leave for work in the morning and rolls back over, I shouldn't be annoyed. I didn't even notice when he said goodbye this morning as he departed for D.C. for the next week.
4) I can sit at my desk for 2 hours and 3 minutes without doing the least bit of work, and no one is the wiser.
5) The clock on my computer is off by almost 15 minutes.
6) I am apparently very sensitive to whatever chemicals are used to give strawberry lube its flavor.